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Superman was feeling bored after a long day of crime fighting and wanted to go out and party, so he called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls.

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him.

A little disappointed, Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a few beers. Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman.

As a last resort, Superman flew over to Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free. As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman naked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself: "I'm faster than a speeding bullet.

I could be in there, have sex, and be out again before she knew what was happening". So Superman did his Super Thing in a split-second and flew off happily.
Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something? "

No" said the InvisibleMan, "but my ass hurts like hell.. !!

Who Needs the Stork?

Daddy, how was I born? 

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers,
Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.
Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.
We sneaked into a secluded room, and googled each other. There, your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:
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You've Got Male!!!

pintrest

I appreciate the guest post, Lindsay Valdez

I visited get.wildblue.com/ and finally decided that it was time for us to get satellite internet. We live so far out that hard wired internet isn’t an option for us. Since we have gotten it, I learned about this great new website from my friends that I have been staying in touch with through e-mail. The website is called Pintrest.com. It is basically a virtual bulletin board. You can create a themed board and your friends ( or anyone) can follow you. You can also follow other people’s boards. It is really easy to pin things from the internet onto your pin board. I have created a couple of different categories on mine. I made one called “my future home”. I pin things that I see on the internet that I am interested in possibly incorporating in a home that I have one day. It’s a great way to keep things together rather than having to pull things out of a magazine and paste them into a notebook.

Death of an ICON

> Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment
> community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection
> and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
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> Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
> turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
> Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
> Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
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> Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described the Doughboy as
> a man who never knew how much he was kneaded Doughboy rose quickly in
> show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
> considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked
> schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he was still a crusty
> old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
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> Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough
> and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
> his elderly father, Pop Tart.
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> The funeral was held at 350 for about 20 minutes.
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> If this made you smile even for a brief second, please rise to the
> occasion and take the time to pass it on and share that smile with
> someone else who may be having a crumby day and kneads it.